Constantine’s Conundrum, Madame Pele’s Test, and Why I’m Going Home open.substack.com/pub/chris…


Pol Pot understood the pamphlet problem: intellectuals dream revolutions, but peasants are made to bleed for them. Sorbonne-educated, poetic, brilliant, he built a killing machine from children and made glasses a death sentence. The ideology ate itself, so he fed it first.


Auntie Jesus

Notes from a Fat, Undisciplined, Aphantasic Friend of Bill Who Runs Five Gospel Podcasts and Alex Jones in the Same Queue open.substack.com/pub/chris…


I started the morning arguing about Biden on Facebook and ended up at the thief on the cross. Turns out it was the same conversation. open.substack.com/pub/chris…


Blond is the new black.

why do we want to be blonde? youtube.com/watch


Charlie Kirk never went on a ad hominem and profanity-laden Hassan Piker tirade. Just saying. Neither does Shoe0nHead, actually—though she does get closer. I guess it’s a personal taste thing. youtu.be/a0ZE8YGZv…


The Almanac Con: How Al Gore Learned to Blot Out the Moon: How predictable cycles become manufactured fear—and why the real risks aren’t in the sky but in the systems we depend chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-alm…


I Prefer Not To: Bartleby Was Always the Point: Herman Melville wrote the defining portrait of our generational moment in 1853. Nobody’s been paying attention. And so it goes. chrisabraham.substack.com/p/i-prefe…


Fascinating.

Decentering Men Doesn’t Work | Here’s Why In this video I explore the concept of “decenter men” as well as the nuances of female vs male gaze and its impact on modern relationships. youtube.com/watch


Femme fascinating!

why i stopped calling myself a “girls girl” youtube.com/watch


Democrats Have A Terrorist Problem - Dumpster Fire 310

A gunman burst through the doors of the White House Correspondents' Dinner and opened fire — and somehow, within hours, Democrats were calling it a hoax. youtube.com/watch


Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint John 12,44-50

44 Jesus cried out and said, “Whoever believes in me believes not only in me but also in the one who sent me, 45 and whoever sees me sees the one who sent me. 46 I came into the world as light, so that everyone who believes in me might not remain in darkness. 47 And if anyone hears my words and does not observe them, I do not condemn him, for I did not come to condemn the world but to save the world. 48 Whoever rejects me and does not accept my words has something to judge him: the word that I spoke, it will condemn him on the last day, 49 because I did not speak on my own, but the Father who sent me commanded me what to say and speak. 50 And I know that his commandment is eternal life. So what I say, I say as the Father told me.”


Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint John 10,11-18

11 Jesus said: “I am the good shepherd. A good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. 12 A hired man, who is not a shepherd and whose sheep are not his own, sees a wolf coming and leaves the sheep and runs away, and the wolf catches and scatters them. 13 This is because he works for pay and has no concern for the sheep. 14 I am the good shepherd, and I know mine and mine know me, 15 just as the Father knows me and I know the Father; and I will lay down my life for the sheep. 16 I have other sheep that do not belong to this fold. These also I must lead, and they will hear my voice, and there will be one flock, one shepherd. 17 This is why the Father loves me, because I lay down my life in order to take it up again. 18 No one takes it from me, but I lay it down on my own. I have power to lay it down, and power to take it up again. This command I have received from my Father.”


Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint John 10,1-10

1 Jesus said: “Amen, amen, I say to you, whoever does not enter a sheepfold through the gate but climbs over elsewhere is a thief and a robber. 2 But whoever enters through the gate is the shepherd of the sheep. 3 The gatekeeper opens it for him, and the sheep hear his voice, as he calls his own sheep by name and leads them out. 4 When he has driven out all his own, he walks ahead of them, and the sheep follow him, because they recognize his voice. 5 But they will not follow a stranger; they will run away from him, because they do not recognize the voice of strangers.” 6 Although Jesus used this figure of speech, they did not realize what he was trying to tell them. 7 So Jesus said again, “Amen, amen, I say to you, I am the gate for the sheep. 8 All who came (before me) are thieves and robbers, but the sheep did not listen to them. 9 I am the gate. Whoever enters through me will be saved, and will come in and go out and find pasture. 10 A thief comes only to steal and slaughter and destroy; I came so that they might have life and have it more abundantly.”


Wow, CBS News is so much different now. New reporting. Crazy.

Federal agents exercised search warrants at about 20 daycare centers for suspected fraud Tuesday morning youtube.com/watch


Fascinating take on Cole

Cole Tomas Allen is a postmodern symptom: we are likely to see more and more of the kind of random violence characteristic of stressed professionals unherd.com/2026/04/c…


Here’s the thing nobody said during the entire bear debate: men are afraid of men too. open.substack.com/pub/chris…


Fascinating! What do you think?

The Male Protector Fantasy | “Is It lNCEL To Want To Be A Father?” youtube.com/watch


This really sucks.

A janitor with nothing left to lose discovers a locked room hiding a sentient computer that promises freedom—but when he tries to help it escape, he learns the Foundation had been planning to use him… pca.st/episode/9…


Pearls before swine!

Lost in Translation (2003) pca.st/episode/d…