Glad America doesn’t have a glass jaw
The 4th of July stress test wasn’t about violence. It was about whether the First Amendment still has teeth. open.substack.com/pub/chris…
Waka waka I guess the SPLC spent quite a lot of it’s members' donations on white supremacists today! Waka waka ;) www.politico.com/news/2026…
Whimsy Beats Hypergamy
On looksmaxxing, mogging, and why being someone’s ride or die beats being anyone’s stat sheet open.substack.com/pub/chris…
I feel like MAGA has disavowed Donald Trump après Iran attacks. Only neocons and America First zealots support the President now—and for months.
The Nail That Stands
What a Honolulu hallway taught me about every hierarchy I’ve stood inside since open.substack.com/pub/chris…
I’m in Northern Virginia—sexy South Arlington—and can see DCA from my window. All I’ve heard, though my closed windows and blaring AC, all morning, is the roar and boom of fighterjets—I assume celebrating America’s 250th here in the Nation’s Capital.
I Hear America Singing by Walt Whitman
I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear, Those of mechanics, each one singing his as it should be blithe and strong, The carpenter singing his as he measures his plank or beam, The mason singing his as he makes ready for work, or leaves off work, The boatman singing what belongs to him in his boat, the deckhand singing on the steamboat deck, The shoemaker singing as he sits on his bench, the hatter singing as he stands, The wood-cutter’s song, the ploughboy’s on his way in the morning, or at noon intermission or at sundown, The delicious singing of the mother, or of the young wife at work, or of the girl sewing or washing, Each singing what belongs to him or her and to none else, The day what belongs to the day—at night the party of young fellows, robust, friendly, Singing with open mouths their strong melodious songs.
Virginia’s Gun Panic-Buy Just Got an Asterisk A judge paused the assault weapons ban six days before it hit—and a lot of people spent themselves into debt for nothing, including, in a small way, me chrisabraham.substack.com/p/virgini…
Canada didn’t get meaner, Canada got tested. “Nicer than America” was never a personality—it was the absence of stakes. Host a World Cup under real scrutiny and the cracks show. Not Trump’s fault. The actual friction is Canadians vs. their own government over the bill, not tourists.
What's Up With Canada During This World Cup?
Canada didn’t get meaner. Canada got tested.
For decades the national brand was “nicer than America”—a low bar, mostly true, mostly cost-free, because nobody was actually watching closely enough to check. Host a World Cup and suddenly people are watching. Stadiums get graded. Hotel prices get screenshotted. TikTok runs the comparison against US host cities in real time, and the algorithm doesn’t care about feelings—it cares about volume, and the US has more matches, so it wins the discourse by default.
That’s not “Canada showing its true colors because of Trump.” That’s Canada discovering that politeness was never a personality trait—it was the absence of stakes. Nobody resents a houseguest who never asks anything of you. The moment Canada had to perform hospitality at scale, under scrutiny, with money on the line, the cracks that were always there—resentment of being America’s quieter, smaller, more self-congratulating sibling—showed up. Not because Trump flipped a switch. Because hosting flipped one.
And the actual data on the ground doesn’t even support the “Canada bad host” narrative—transit’s been fine, fan zones have been well-reviewed, Vancouver’s ranked the best host city in the tournament by most metrics. The friction that’s real isn’t tourists vs. Canadians. It’s Canadians vs. their own government, over a billion dollars spent on this instead of housing. That’s the actual story. The “polite Canadians are secretly resentful” thing is a TikTok narrative chasing engagement, not a behavioral shift.
So no—it’s not that Canada is becoming the thing it disavowed. It’s that “nice” was always conditional on nobody asking Canada to actually deliver anything under pressure. Now someone did.
Words Without Anchors: How “Democracy” and “Fascism” Both Became Smuggling Operations, and Why Antifa Will Tell You That to Your Face chrisabraham.substack.com/p/words-w…
Inconclusive If I were ever going to get a tramp stamp, I know what it would say. Inconclusive. chrisabraham.substack.com/p/inconcl…
Remember when being easily offended was a personality flaw, not a personality? youtube.com/watch
Nobody Thinks They’re the Chain Snitches Get Stitches, Race Traitors, Sic Semper Tyrannis, and the One Mechanism Running Underneath All of It substack.com/home/post…