Clear Skies Only: Everyone quotes the first two lines of the Serenity Prayer. The entire thing runs on the third. chrisabraham.substack.com/p/clear-s…
Hubristic Pity: The Compassion of Status-Seekers: Noblesse oblige needs a noble and an oblige. The neo-nobility kept the first word and dropped the second. chrisabraham.substack.com/p/hubrist…
The Making an Example Of Deterrence was never supposed to be universal. That’s what makes it work. chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-mak…
The Camera Doesn’t Take Sides, But It Isn’t Blind Either Total transparency ended every performance at once. It just didn’t end them equally. chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-cam…
“But Nobody Gave Me the Instruction Manual!” The rulebook is real, unwritten, and enforced against you whether you ever saw it or not chrisabraham.substack.com/p/nobody-…
The Sporting Fallacy
Why “it was good while it lasted” beats “no way, piggy” every single time. open.substack.com/pub/chris…
The Right has always loved the star spangled banner and “white supremacy” has expanded to every flag-lover
“…there is a section of this country that has co-opted the American flag and they equate being an American or an American flag with white supremacy…” www.irishstar.com/culture/e…
The Barbecue Always Wins
How the 250th slipped out of NPR’s hands, and why nobody but me seems to have wanted it there in the first place open.substack.com/pub/chris…
The Envy Machine
Why the crab bucket always wins, and why nobody escapes it by flattening the bucket open.substack.com/pub/chris…
So good. Reality is basically SETI@Home
The Basement: Danny Goler | The Laser Experiment and the Code Inside pca.st/episode/7…
Glad America doesn’t have a glass jaw
The 4th of July stress test wasn’t about violence. It was about whether the First Amendment still has teeth. open.substack.com/pub/chris…
Waka waka I guess the SPLC spent quite a lot of it’s members' donations on white supremacists today! Waka waka ;) www.politico.com/news/2026…
Whimsy Beats Hypergamy
On looksmaxxing, mogging, and why being someone’s ride or die beats being anyone’s stat sheet open.substack.com/pub/chris…
I feel like MAGA has disavowed Donald Trump après Iran attacks. Only neocons and America First zealots support the President now—and for months.
The Nail That Stands
What a Honolulu hallway taught me about every hierarchy I’ve stood inside since open.substack.com/pub/chris…