America = Afghanistan

Why the U.S. drains and buries movements the same way Afghanistan buries empires chrisabraham.substack.com/p/america…


I love Lioness! It’s killer 5'2" 90lb fierce covert tier-1 operator porn. I missed season 2. They’re already at season 3. Sweet! Two seasons left! I’m in!


A Pagan in Messiah’s Clothing?

Rome didn’t sneak paganism into Christianity. It dissolved Christianity into the paganism that was already there open.substack.com/pub/chris…


There Is No Such Thing As A Good Man With A Gun? What happened in Twin Falls, and the argument it started chrisabraham.substack.com/p/there-i…


Nobody Ever Looks in the Mirror and Sees Judas

Every betrayer goes home that night believing he’s the last honest man in the room open.substack.com/pub/chris…


Sorry, haters, I love Super Girl—I finally saw it with my own eyeballs.


The Footnote Miracle: Five thousand strangers ambushed a grieving man in the wilderness—and the real miracle wasn’t the bread, it was that he didn’t turn the boat around chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-foo…


Warning warning warning they’re going to be too many substats today coming from me. I apologize in advance. It was a very busy Sunday morning.


I feel like nobody I follow is talking about Sugar on Apple+


Shoe0nHead is 12-years-old!

I Survived ‘Woke 1.0’—The First Culture War youtube.com/watch


The Cockblock of History

Joe Biden had the legal power to make Kamala Harris president two years early. He didn’t do it out of defiance, not just vanity. open.substack.com/pub/chris…


So Iran is pro-ICE MAGA now?

reaking news: Iran is likely behind cyberattack on Minnesota water systems, U.S. says
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/3…®i_id=68038104&segment_id=223933&user_id=43b188223c20b83024b329424895e8df


In 1950 America had 151 million people. When I was born in 1970 it was 203 million. Today it’s about 348 million: more than double 1950, up 70% since 1970. That’s 145 million more people since I was born, mostly through immigration, while our flagship institutions barely scaled up.


Unintended consequences—or intended? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8tGL7…


Nice Guys Never Are

Why the word you’re afraid of being called and the word you actually want mean opposite things open.substack.com/pub/chris…


The FUBU Face

Why seeing what women actually say to each other didn’t make dating more honest—it made it impossible open.substack.com/pub/chris…


The Protected Species

They call it a “protected class.” Critics have started calling it something else: a “protected species.” That jab isn’t a joke—it’s the whole argument. open.substack.com/pub/chris…


The Empathy Loyalty Test

The Economist thinks the right hates a feeling. What it actually hates is a shibboleth. open.substack.com/pub/chris…


The Terrarium

Why New York is the only American city where the most regressive men and the most liberated women share the same six feet of sidewalk open.substack.com/pub/chris…


Saw the skit. Reprehensible. Was this skit from 1960? > ‘Seinfeld’ star Jason Alexander apologized for an inappropriate sketch with 17-year-old married Courtney Stodden.https://people.com/jason-alexander-apologizes-for-inappropriate-funny-or-die-sketch-with-teen-courtney-stodden-12024419