Push The Button, Chucklehead
A completely remedial explanation of the No Agenda six-week cycle, with a Berlin origin story and a Lost joke you didn’t ask for open.substack.com/pub/chris…
The Window Was Closing
Why the 2022 invasion looks less like conquest and more like a country racing a deadline open.substack.com/pub/chris…
Nobody Put You In The Water
Why “debt slavery” is the wrong metaphor, and what scuba training teaches you about arguing with someone who’s already panicking open.substack.com/pub/chris…
The False Choice
Why “pick the Nazi or pick the socialist” is a trick question, and Americans were never on that menu open.substack.com/pub/chris…
The Balloon We Keep Inflating
We didn’t solve mortality. We just found more efficient ways to postpone the correction open.substack.com/pub/chris…
Super-surprised it’s taken so long
Federal agents around the country were told in recent days that the F.B.I. would no longer investigate confrontations with immigration agents www.nytimes.com/2026/07/1…®i_id=68038104&segment_id=223365&user_id=43b188223c20b83024b329424895e8df
Homelander Trump
Why the mask came off, and why it was never a guardrail to begin with open.substack.com/pub/chris…
Homelander Trump
Why the mask came off, and why it was never a guardrail to begin with open.substack.com/pub/chris…
Democrats and liberals forget that the Right believes that it’s been under direct partisan lawfare attack since 2015. So this is all just reprisal. www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/…
Propaganda vs propaganda!
What did some swing state voters think of President Trump’s primetime speech on elections? www.npr.org/2026/07/1…
Drip, then espresso snob, then Nespresso snob, then moka-pot Bustelo snob—full stations of the cross. Now: a heaping scoop of Nestlé instant whisked into whole milk, warmed slow in a small All-Clad pot, poured into a thermal mug, sipped all weekend morning. This is coffee at peace with itself.
The Gospel According to Zeus> What it actually meant to live under his law, before every retelling turned him into a tantrum with a lightning bolthttps://open.substack.com/pub/chrisabraham/p/the-gospel-according-to-zeus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=aqj1
Chunk It Down
The fire team is the only unit of trust that actually scales open.substack.com/pub/chris…
America’s Always Been Fashy: Donald Trump didn’t bring fashy back. He’s not any more fascist than any American President or Administration. He looks like a cartoon villain, is all. He’s just drawn that way. chrisabraham.substack.com/p/america…
Proportional: The math says school is safe. The culture says otherwise.https://substack.com/@chrisabraham/note/p-207044784?r=aqj1
Ride or Die is proof that a formulaic assassin action series can be awesome and led by lady action stars.
Bastille Day and the Cult of Reason: How the French Revolution’s war on the Church killed sixteen nuns ten days before it ate itself chrisabraham.substack.com/p/bastill…
